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funnyorwtf:

Meanwhile, in Minnesota.

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iamtonysexual:

tyleroakley:

cadaverous-porcelain:

killthebloodyredprinceofdeath:

twistedfuckk:

We ran out of plates.

This is possibly the greatest photo on Tumblr.

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with what the bible says, but to utilize that book ‘as a plate’ knowing what it means to people, is just plain disrespectful to religion. 

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with the fact that pizza is the most delicious thing ever, but to let it touch that book, knowing how people misinterpret it as a reason to hate gays, is just plain disrespectful to pizza. 

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr.

My uncle got killed by a falling microwave.

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fuckyeahfeminists:

Costco CEO Craig Jelinek supports raising the minimum wage.

Costco announced record profits today, averaging $10,000 in profit per employee compared to $7,400 at Walmart. 
The secret to Costco’s success is paying employees well, providing benefits, and giving them an opportunity to unionize.

So large corporations’ excuses that treating & paying workers well would damage profits are all a crock of shit.

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hellofromforever:

Right on, Ellen!

brianmatthewwrong:

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samandriel:

1raddad:

George W. Bush and his father chase Barbara Bush on segways.

This belongs on my blog

run faster barbara they’re gaining on u

Are we just going to ignore the fact that George W. Bush is in his underwear outside? This man “ran” a country, by that I mean he completely fucked up a country.

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littleainthecloset:

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nicewarmbed:

peebles teach me how to be you

can we just talk about this for a minute

because seriously i have so much respect for the adventure time team. they’ve made a successful cartoon that isn’t random poop and fart jokes for a solid eleven minutes. sure, adventure time has its immature moments, but then there’s parts like this.

pb’s backed up against the wall in a position that’s way too common in today’s society. you can tell she’s scared and uncomfortable. so what does she do? she beats the shit out of ricardio.

she doesn’t “play nice”, she doesn’t “let him down gently”, she tears off his limbs and stomps on his face. then ricardio tries to play the nice guy card and she has none of it. it’s refreshing to see something aimed at children that doesn’t state that girls need to be polite and sweet and stand by while someone makes them uncomfortable.

basically, i love this show and i love how it teaches girls something that’ll actually come in handy some day. god fucking bless.

And this is back on the dash again.  Always reblog.

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sennoectogammat:

It’s Wednesday, guise.

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double-takee:

amanda bynes in 2007

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